Barb's Also A Writer

Thanks for the words Barb,
Just a piece of my mind tho....
I couldn't care less

Tuesdays Is The New (Same Old) Monday

If last Tuesday sucked,
What makes this week different?
Nada, zip, zero....

Pau Hana

Its 9:45
Its last call for alcohol
Get the fuck out NOW

Who cares anymore?

These hot fries taste good!
Burning my tongue; so worth it!
Not caught by the Boss.

Everybody loves clowns

this worlds gone to shit
you want the world on a plate
this ain't burgerking

You don't mix mexican with continental

Lucky there's no spit
Because you eat where you shit
You want "The Treatment"

Broken Record

2 drinks no can do

Spend all day saying dis shit

Bartender blues-ing

Soldiers?

Uniformed monkeys

You're the first line of defense

I'm buying a gun

De Facto Sexual Harrasment

Banana Hammock's,
Your swimwear of choice, Speedo
Wish that I was blind

My additions

Who's under that hat?

Mr Sancho Lee
Gyrating hips from Japan
Means no tip foa u

Oh well den....

Tuesday nites, Weldon
Somebody yells "Godzilla!"
The whole place freaks out

The Little Ass-istant Manager that Could.....

Just like hemoroids,
The pain come's and go's away,
Returning much worse

Gluten-Free Blues

Order gluten-free
Lack of taste and character
Your still a fat ass

Being Thankful...

"Here's a Quarter pal"
I should be kissing your ass
You tipped me at all

I Wonder...If You're Lost

Eleven sit down
They don't order any food
Someone call Houston

Now You Know

Ask me where I'm from
Like you really give a shit
I ask when you leave?

PAIN

Lying in my bed
Cant seem to move my body
Someone shoot me NOW!!!

Slow time of year...

Canoe tips over 

Canadians and Aussies

Only tip tonight

Caddyshack redux

Code brown in the pool.

Swimming past a Baby Ruth.

Bleach shower tonight.

Half Empty or Half Full

"Tah" comes from those lips
Service without a smile
I know there's no tip

Shrapnel

It gives me the chills
When you pull out that coin purse
And pay for your bill

Illusions of Flossie

As the wind does blow
The customers blow harder
I dream of justice